Thursday, September 30, 2010

DVD of the Week: The Little Mermaid Trilogy

Week five of my DVD of the Week post is....


Yes, The Little Mermaid Trilogy. Guys...don't be ashamed to admit, The Little Mermaid is freaking awesome. This box set of all three The Little Mermaid movies is a-ma-za-zing!! The Little Mermaid is definitely one of Disney's most known characters, and that's why I feel this is a must see/own. Yes, The Little Mermaid is the best, and the sequal(The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea), and the prequal(The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning) aren't as good. But they're still good.

The Little Mermaid: Girl is a mermaid, wants to be human, makes bad deal with wicked sea, witch, Ursala, prince saves the day, everyone lived happily ever after. This is the only one of the three that actually went to theaters, the ones following were direct-to-dvd, which is very popular with most Disney sequels.

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea: Ariel and Prince Eric have daughter, Melody, Melody doesn't know about mermaids and is "guarded" by the sea with a giant wall, Ursala's sister, Morgana, seeks revenge, Melody is made into a mermaid and convinced that her grandpa, King Triton, stole "Morgana's" trident, Morgana gets trident, bad things happen, Melody makes everything right by getting trident back, King Triton freezes her, everyone lived happily ever after with Melody using trident to destroy the wall separating Prince Eric's kingdom from the sea.

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning: everything that went on when Ariel was young, prequel to The Little Mermaid. Bad things happened and in the end....you guessed it...everyone lived happily ever after.

One thing I hate about animation, is they try to change the actors who voice thinking you won't notice. But, you do. And that's what's awesome about The Little Mermaid trilogy, even though there is almost twenty years between the Original and the prequel, Jodi Benson voice Ariel for each and every one. I don't mind so much about the supporting characters, but the main character the shows revolve around is very important.

And to end on some AWESOME news...with the recent success of Disney's live-action version Alice in Wonderland, it was just recently announced that Joe Wright(director of Atonement, Soloist, and Pride & Prejudice) will helm a live action adaption of The Little Mermaid, supposedly being released in 2012.

Tuesday Take Two

So a week ago was Tuesday night of Premier Week 2010. And well, there was a storm and the power went out and I didn't get to see any of the premier shows for Tuesday night, as explained in my blog entitled, "Premier Week: Tuesday, September 21, 2010: Ruined". So, this is my second attempt at watching the Tuesday night shows. No, they aren't the premiers(with the exception of No Ordinary Family), but they're close. So, this is what you're getting.

At 7 on Fox is Glee. Where do I begin? I LOVE LOVE LOVE this show!!! It's about a bunch of kids in Glee club. They sing. Very well, I might add. And tonight's episode was pretty darn sweet. The episode, Britney/Brittany, is a Britney Spears themed episode. The Glee Club wants to do Britney Spears songs for the pep rally, but one member Brittany Susan Pears(Brittany S.Pears), played by Heather Morris, doesn't want to do the songs because she feels she was always judged because she thinks her name is Brittany Spears also, I love her character so much, so Mr. Schuester, who didn't want to do the songs in the first place, doesn't let them do the songs. Some of the cast goes to the dentist, where they have Britney Spears-themed fantasies once under the anesthesia. Britney Spears has a guest role in these dreams where she's a teacher, cheerleader, ect. Then at the end Mr. Schuester decides to do Britney Spears song for the pep rally to try to impress Emma, the school counselor he is in love with. Glee is an amazing show. Always a great choice in music. And amazing actors!

Also at 7, this time on ABC, was newcomer No Ordinary Family. This WAS the premier episode of the show. And just after watching the pilot, I am hooked on this show. People have been referring to this as a "live-action Incredibles" however, there is one big difference....The Incredibles used their powers to save people, The Powell family doesn't. Only Jim, the father, has attempted to use his powers, that they obtained from a plane crash in a chemically-polluted river/lake, for the greater good...but he works in a police station, so it's in his nature. Dad = indestructible, except for week point in back of neck, can catch bullets, can jump really far. Mom = fast. Daughter = read minds, found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with her best friend this way. Son = super genius. This show is a must watch. It is extremely entertaining and fun for anyone.

Right after No Ordinary Family was a new show on ABC, Raising Hope. Hope is the baby of a 23 year old guy, while the mother of the baby was given the death sentence and executed, leaving Jim to care for his baby by himself. Well, not exactly by himself. He lives with his parents and his Maw Maw. The biggest problem I have with the show is that all the main actors are nobodies. And Cloris Leachman, who portrays Maw Maw, is only a guest star. This show isn't the greatest, but it has a fun storyline. But it's kind of hard to watch, for me, because I'm so used to the whole redneck outlook on life, just by living in Farmstrong, that the show was actually getting to a point that it was annoying me, and sometimes it annoyed me in a good way. So, I don't know. There are many things wrong and many things right with this show. Maybe in the long run I'll start to like it, but I've already stopped watching many shows from premier week that hopefully this one isn't added to the "drop list".

Next, right after Raising Hope, was Running Wilde. What Raising Hope failed in, is what Running Wilde succeeded in. It's two main stars, Keri Russell and Will Arnett, are two I actually know. However, this show is an epic fail. I got about twenty minutes into it, and shut it off because it was so boring. I HIGHLY SUGGEST writing a letter to your governor expressing your concern for ABC at it's pathetic attempt at labeling this a "comedy". I laughed very hard when I went to its wikipedia page and read "Running Wilde is a comedy television series..." because it's totally opposite of that. And now...I'm going to stop talking about it.

And for the 9:00 time slot, I switched over to NBC for Parenthood. This is a show I didn't watch last season, for some unknown reason. And now I'm totally P.O.ed that I didn't. I don't know how...but I must have missed the announcement that said that MAE WHITMAN IS IN PARENTHOOD!!! OMFG!!! Mae Whitman, my favorite voice actress(Katara in Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rose/Huntsgirl in American Dragon: Jake Long, and Tinkerbell in the Tinkerbell movie series), stars in this show. This show is categorized as "comedy-drama"....but it's much more drama than comedy. Sometimes I didn't laugh, when it was obvious they wanted the audience to laugh, but where it lacked comedy the drama made up for it. It has a nice storyline and some amazing actors. However, I technically didn't miss the series premier of this show, since it premiered a week earlier(September 14) than premier week. But I felt like talking about it. So :P

Tuesday isn't the best day of the week...obviously, since it's pretty much the beginning of the work/school week.....but it's not the worst, TV wise. It has a nice mixture of shows and it was quite enjoyable.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Premier Week: Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sunday, end of the week. And ending of premiers(except for the late bloomers like CSI: Miami and No Ordinary Family). After this week, all the next episodes will be just like any ordinary episode, up until finale week in May...however, Smallville's 200th(technically 199th) episode is October 15th, so look out for that since James Marsters is back as Braniac :) Now, back on topic here....Sunday was mainly just reality television and Fox's animation domination lineup.

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition is how I started off my Sunday evening. It airs at 7 on ABC. And this season premier was definitely star packed. Special guests on this episode were Raven Symone, Katy Perry, Shaquille O'Neal, and the kids from Modern Family: Rico Rodriguez, Ariel Winter, and Nolan Gould. If it wasn't for these stars, I probably wouldn't have watched it, because I don't normally watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. This episode was very intense, having to deal with a lightning storm that almost completely flooded and ruined the inside of the house, and it was an extremely important episode since it was for an entire organization(Boys Hope, Girl Hope) instead of just another family. But, this is just another reality show, nothing to grand about this show except that it's one of the few that give to a needy cause, rather than giving a huge sum of money to a very unneedy person who'll probably go and blow it all on some strippers or something.

In between the two reality shows was Fox's comedy block, which also stars at 7, with a show ever half an hour until 9...

Which started off with The Simpsons. The season premier had Lea Michele, Cory Monteith, and Amber Riley from Glee and Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie from Flight of the Concords over for a very musical episode of The Simpsons. The Glee kids were only there for a short while, but it was still great. This episode was all about the arts. Krusty thought he won a Nobel Piece Prize so he went to Olso with Homer, who laughs at pretty much all of Krusty's lame jokes, but instead of arriving in Olso, they arrive in The Hague to attend World Court for all the despicable behavior of Krusty's over the years. Bart and Homer free him by showing the court a video of a show Krusty quit, that may have resulted in the South African government releasing Nelson Mandela. Lisa attends performing arts camp. And the rest is history. I love The Simpsons and am not surprised at all that it's lasted 22 years. Hopefully it'll last many more.

Next on Fox's comedy block was The Cleveland Show, which also did a somewhat similar show with musical guest Kanye West playing a parody of himself, whose character, Kenny West, said at one time "I still think Beyonce should have won". That was hilarious!! Keke Palmer also guest starred as Kanye's character's daughter. And a big part of this episode was the fact that Cleveland knew Barack Obama when they were teenagers and could never beat him at basketball, this unaccomplished life goal causes Cleveland to say on national television that "Barack Obama hates black people" which causes Obama to come to Cleveland's home and beat him at basketball, once again.

The last thing on Fox's comedy block for this week was the hour long premier of Family Guy, until the American Dad premier next week. And the episode was definitely worth the extra half an hour. The episode took on the shape of a murder mystery. The episode is entitled "And Then There Were Fewer" simply because, five people died. James Woods, Murial Goldman, Dianne Simmons, a guy named Derek, and this really annoying fat chick, whose name I do not remember, were the five victims of the season premier. Family Guys definitely wins in the who's funnier category of Fox's comedy block.

And the end of the night was the season two premier of Undercover Boss on CBS at 8 o'clock. It is one of my favorite television reality shows because it shows that there are big boss guys that really do care about things other than money...they're just stupid and locked up in their offices so long they have no clue what's going on outside.

Sunday is a good night to sit and have a good laugh and watch a little reality t.v. But if you do not like animation comedy shows or reality, like my grandma, you, my friend, are $h!t out of luck. =)

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Premier Week: Saturday, September 25, 2010

Saturday....WORST. DAY. OF. THE. WEEK. Unless you're a sports fan or somethin....which I most certainly am not. So yep. Basketball, tennis, golf, baseball, football, soccer, blah, blah, blah, blah. You want to hear about sports, it is highly unlikely you will here it from me, unless I decide to sit down and watch Remember the Titans or something. The only thing on Fridays other than sports is the Saturday morning cartoons, but there were no premiers today so they have nothing to do with this blog, and Saturday Night Live, which I didn't watch and it saddens me that I didn't watch it cause Katy Perry was on....tear.....so, if you would like to hear about sports and junk go to my friend's Kayleah's blog, Sports All Year Round, and you'll get your weekly dose of sports...cause you most definitely aren't getting it here. Now goodbye.
*photograph from Semi Pro

Premier Week: Friday, September 24, 2010

Friday, my favorite day of television. Smallville and Supernatural. Back to Back...along with a few other shows. Now, one good thing about Friday, there aren't as many shows as I tune into to watch. Which meant I could relax more, and not watch a bunch of stuff and just get bored(which I think was happening with many of the other posts from earlier this week).

I tuned into Smallville on The CW the second it began airing at 7. Smallville is my favorite show and, if you don't already know, it follows the life of Clark Kent(along with some friends, superhero/ nonsuperhero/ old/ new) as he becomes the iconic superhero we all know and love...Superman. And this season premier was awesome for many many many many reasons!! One being: Lex returned...in a way. That way, being clones that looked nothing like Michael Rosenbaum (who played Lex until season 7, when the character was "killed off") which was very disappointing. Another being that JOHN SCHNEIDER FINALLY RETURNED TO SMALLVILLE AFTER FIVE SEASONS!!!!!!!!!! Also, we finally got to see the superman suit(other than just a tiny super awesome reflection in Clark's eye like the season 9 finale). This episode was just amazing, except for the part that Cloe put on Dr. Fate's helmet, found out where Oliver(the green arrow) was, and traded herself for him...which is probably going to keep her out a few episodes this season. And somehow, Lois ends up in a desert. Idk what the real deal on this was, but what ever...it's awesome. And another thing...Smallville went up in ratings...majorly!!! Higher than any episode of last season!!!


A bad fact of the night....Supernatural had lower ratings than Smallville, and if The CW is taking Smallville off for low ratings...and Smallville had higher ratings than Supernatural...you can only know what's coming up. :( and it could have also been the fact that this episode was extremely boring!! And it's not just me that thought this. My fellow Supernatural watcher, Ashlyn Green, said that "the whole fight thing was interesting, but it seemed too short. The whole episode seemed to revolve around Dean's family problems, which I thought was kind of boring." and by "fight thing" she is referring to the part where the djinn attacked and tried to kill them...which I totally agree with, that was definitely the best part of the episode for me, which is very disappointing. And yes, the episode seemed to put too much camera time on Dean's normal life that he made for himself when his brother went to Hell. Seasons 1-5 had Eric Kripke, creator of the show, as showrunner....and he wanted the series to end at season five, but with their high ratings, at the time, The CW said no, Eric Kripke stepped down as showrunner and Sera Gamble took over. And now the show it sucking. Didn't see that one coming **sarcasm**. Supernatural better get it's dark, creepy situations back in line, or all I see in it's short future is a downhill slope of ratings.

The third and last show of the night I watched was brand new. Blue Bloods on CBS at 9. It stars Tom Selleck, one of my grandma's favorite actors...which may be a bad thing if CBS was hoping to get some younger views. And it was definitely number 3 on the top 3 shows I watched. Not really my cherry on top. So, ignore this paragraph, or go back and read the others cause this is nothing compared to Smallville and Supernatural and I don't even want to blog about this, I just feel I have to since I watched it. Oh look...a quarter!!

Friday was short and sweet, with lots of action and terror and crazy awesomeness. Hopefully Smallville's ratings continue to go up, and Supernatural's ratings don't go down any more. So, don't go to the darn football games you doers. Don't do. Sit at home and watch. K? Thanks.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Premier Week: Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Thursday night of premier week was full of drama, comedy, and a dash of mockumentary.

We'll start with the mockumentary at 7p.m. My Generation is another new show ABC released for it's fall lineup. It follows a group of young adults who were filmed for a documentary just before their graduation from Greenbelt High School in Austin, Texas to talk about their hopes and dreams they want to accomplish as adults. They meet up ten years later and talk about how their lives are now, and whether or not things went as they were planned in high school. There aren't any stars I recognized, and they only name I recognized was Julian Morris...so, I'm not going to talk about the stars. Google "My Generation actors" or something.

Also at 7, this time on CBS, is The Big Bang Theory. My. Favorite. Comedy. Show. EVER. This show is freaking hilarious. One point in the show, I was laughing so hard no noise was coming out of my mouth. From the robotic hand to Sheldon and his first date figuring out that Penny has had 31 sexual partners, but over 150 boyfriends, in her life. This show never disappoints.

Right after The Big Bang Theory on CBS is $#*! My Dad Says. It is a new comedy show and, along with CBS's pickup of Mike & Molly, the reason CBS had to have their comedy shows on two nights of the week. And this show seemed to lack what most comedies have: funny. I think this show should be labeled as "directed towards those 70+" because most of the jokes I feel my great-grandma might have laughed at. This show was blah.

To end the night on a very depressing note, Grey's Anatomy was on at 8 on ABC. Grey's Anatomy is quickly becoming my favorite show. And I'm sure that as soon as Smallville and Supernatural go off, Smallville this year and most likely Supernatural is going off this year as well, Grey's Anatomy will be in a race with V for the title of my favorite show. The season six finale of Grey's Anatomy last May had a shooter come into the hospital on a killing spree toward Derek, portrayed by Patrick Dempsey. Many new characters were killed off in one of the most intense season finales I have ever witnessed. The two-hour finale, which I watched again last Thursday, kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time. Tonight's episode was mainly just about the doctor's trying to get back on their feet after many of their coworkers and friends died. The emotional state I was in during this episode is probably how most people would have felt if something like this would have actually happened. I felt uneasy and very emotionally unstable. Along with all the therapy, there was a wedding, a new chief was hired after Derek quit since he couldn't take being chief after being shot, and Meredith was fighting the whole episode for the right to be cleared for surgery again. And then there's the whole curiosity of when/if Meredith is going to tell Derek she found out she was pregnant and that she had a miscarriage on the same day the shooter came into the hospital....gah!! this show can make someone an emotional wreck.

Right after Grey's Anatomy is it's spin-off show: Private Practice. I was going to watch it, but after seeing the "previously on Private Practice" I was very confused on what was going on since I didn't see much of last season...so, I decided it was best not to watch it.

Thursday would be nothing without Grey's Anatomy and The Big Bang Theory. End of story.

Premier Week: Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Wednesday was phenomenal. Started off the night on ABC with their comedy block consisting of The Middle, Better With You, Modern Family, and Cougar Town at 7, 7:30, 8, and 8:30 respectively. I also tuned in for three new shows: Undercovers, The Whole Truth, and The Defenders.  After that, I switched to CBS for Criminal Minds.

The Middle was hilarious as always. It depicts a great view, and extremely accurate one at that, of life in an average, middle class society based in Indiana. Pretty much anyone I know can relate somewhat to this show. It was also pretty sweet that Doris Roberts guest starred in the premier as Brick's new teacher.

Better With You could have been better. It's pilot episode had a joke, once in awhile. It's a new comedy show ABC picked up starring Joanna Garcia(Reba), Jennifer Finnigan, some people I don't know, and Debra Jo Rupp(Kitty from That's 70's Show). It's about 3 couples. One couple's been married 35 years, one's been together 9 years and still not married, and one's been together seven weeks and they're engaged. The couples are all related. Most the girls are *itches, most the guys are arrogant, self-centered airheads. The end.

Modern Family totally ruined their chances at an awesome season two premier. I found the show, that I normally almost die laughing at each episode, very bland and unlikable. I was very disappointed in this emmy winning series, and if they don't do something to show that they deserve that award, they shouldn't expect to get an emmy again this year around.

I usually don't watch Cougar Town. I watched the premier of it last year, and it totally sucked. So, I never watched it the first season. But, they had Jennifer Aniston on, and I couldn't miss the Friends reunion...and well...this show sucks. I hate it. It is extremely unfunny. All the jokes and actors in it seem awkward(and not a funny awkward). Watching this episode made me realize why I didn't watch it in the first place.

Criminal Minds is most definitely my favorite crime show. It is dark and scary and very disturbing at times. And the season premier could not have been better. Tim Curry was the PERFECT actor choice for Billy Flynn, a serial killer who's been unknowingly killing people throughout the United States for over twenty-six years. It ends with JJ, portrayed by AJ Cook, convincing Billy to release the girl he had kidnapped by taking on the role of hostage negotiator and communicating with him through the Los Angeles emergency broadcast system. I think this is what sets up for JJ leaving the show next episode :( Criminal Minds airs at 8 on CBS.

The first new show of the night aired at 7...

Undercovers is a new show that airs on NBC. It is about a husband and wife who quit being spies so they can concentrate more on their marriage and take up a catering business, five years later they are asked to become spies again because and old friend goes missing. This show is very well thought out. It is extremely action packed, with just the right amount of romance a show like this needs. The actors are just spectacular, and I can't wait to see how this show continues on.

At 9 there were two new shows on...

One being The Whole Truth on ABC. This is a nice way to see a show go about the law, rather than the usual: crime scene, rollar coaster of evidence, guilty. You get to see what goes on behind the scenes with the prosecution and the defense. The show stars Rob Morrow and Maura Tierney and their chemistry on the show is excellent. They get the evidence, Morrow and Tierney's characters go at it...then at the end you find out if the verdict was correct or not by a little something something happening seconds before the credits role(like the pilot's episode with the defendant receiving the guilty verdict, then later on his daughter finds a little notebook, opens it, and the murder weapon falls out). Just outstanding. Hopefully it gets more viewers next week, or this show isn't gonna last.

The second new show for Wednesday night was The Defenders on CBS. I particularly wanted to watch this show because I've just recently bought some seasons of Sliders, the 1995 show which starred Jerry O'Connell, and this show has Jerry O'Connell, and also Jim Belushi. It too is much different than the normal shows that start with crime, then comes evidence train, and automatic guilty verdict. This show is about the opposite side. The ones defending the "criminals". And the pilot episode made a good start to the show. There was some good, cheap comedy included and they got their not guilty verdict for a guy killed someone beating up his brother. Very good show indeed.

Altogether, the comedy shows were a bit of a disappointment, while the returning crime/action shows were outstanding. The new crime/action shows were what most impressed me the most and I am extremely impressed with how they all turned out.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Premier Week: Tuesday, September 21, 2010: Ruined


So, the power went out yesterday and nothing got recorded...and i was unable to watch anything. And my computer sucks, so I'm not going to even attempt to find all the shows online and watch them to blog about them. I'll watch next week's episodes and tell you what I think then...plus, No Ordinary Family isn't premiering until next week and I was going to have to put up a blog about it separately, I guess now I won't have to.

The shows I was planning on watching the premiers of were: NCIS(before I give it up for No Ordinary Family), Glee, Raising Hope, and Running Wilde. I'll let you know what I think next week.

I did, however, go to my grandma's house...because she had power...and I caught the first Dancing with the Stars: Results episode...but I think this is the worst season of Dancing With the Stars, with people like "The Situation" on it. I'm hoping Kyle Massey or Margaret Cho win. But...what usually happens with my reality television choices, is they usually turn out totally opposite. I wasn't even gonna watch Dancing with the Stars this season, but I don't really get a choice when it's my grandma's tv. Oh, and David Hasselhoff was the first to be eliminated just fyi.

So, TTFN ta ta for now ;)

Premier Week: Monday, September 20, 2010

For four months now, we all(me especially) have been waiting for this day to come. The beginning.....of premier week 2010. :)) Monday, September 20th marks the official start of premier week for the networks. Many shows are returning and many shows are brand spanking new. This is your Monday night coverage of most shows that I could fit into my schedule. 


How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement, and Two and a Half Men were three of CBS's returning comedy shows...and as usually...they were hilarious. Some more than others. Rules of Engagement and How I Met Your Mother had one thing in common: babies. Lily and Marshall of How I Met Your Mother were wanting to have a baby, but Marshall's overly envolved dad was getting a little too annoying for Lily's liking and Jeff and Audrey of Rules of Engagement were trying to have a baby with that help of a surrogate, until the overly appalling, Russell, sleeps with her. Of the three comedies on Monday, Two and a Half Men is still my ultimate favorite. It is just hilarious. The show seems to have no boundaries what so ever, which makes it more fun. 


Mike & Molly is CBS's new comedy show that they picked up. It was much more enjoyable than veteran shows How I Met Your Mother and Rules of Engagement. The show is set in Chicago where Mike, portrayed by Billy Gardell, and Molly, portrayed by Melissa McCarthy, meet at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. The two definitely aren't the perfect match, but their sense of humor each of them share keep the chemistry between them burning. And I see Mike & Molly doing much better than Accidentally on Purpose last year and Worst Week the year before that, both of which were cancelled after one season, since Mike & Molly beat How I Met Your Mother and Rules of Engagement in ratings by almost 4 million people. 
The Event. OH MY GOD. The Event, what the efffffff??? This show...I'm just speechless...truly speechless. At first I wasn't sure if I was gonna like it or not...but how can you not like a show about an attempted terrorist attack on the white house ruined by the airplane that was about to crash down getting sucked into a vortex?? So, this dude Sean Walker(played by Jason Ritter) is going on a cruise with his girlfriend. Girlfriend gets sick, stays in room while Sean goes scuba diving with this girl he ends up saving from drowning. Gets back to room, girlfriend gone, other people in room, no record of him or her ever boarding the ship. In the mean time, some people show up at Sean's girlfriend's house, kills someone, kidnaps little girl, and they apparently tell her dad that they have her or something cause he ends up being the one to pilot the airplane that's heading toward the white house. I'd say find this episode online, watch it, then continue to watch it. Cause this show is downright awesome. It airs at 8 on NBC.

Castle kicked off it's third season at 9 on ABC really well. Castle returns to town after being away to write a book, but the team gets upset that he didn't keep his word and call them as soon as he got back in town. It takes figuring out that a chemistry teacher, a vending machine owner,  a sculptor, and a couple that owns a club/tattoo shop were all making counterfeit money until it went bad and the couple killed off the rest for Castle to be welcomed back to the team, after at first being a suspect in the case himself. I love that Castle is not your typical crime show like all the CSIs and Law and Orders. Some of the stuff that happens on it seems as if it was actually taken straight from the mind of a mystery writer. 

And rounding out Monday night was Hawaii Five-0. It is a remake of the 1968 version, which lasted 12 seasons so the new one is going to have to leave an impressive mark if it wants to go that long. This airs at 9 on CBS and it was pretty good. It stars Alex O'Loughlin as Detective Steve McGarrett. Now, this is Alex O'Loughlin's third television show that he has starred on...and the last two, being Moonlight and Three Rivers, only lasted one season each...so Alex had better hope this one does good or some mighty powerful people may start to think he's the one killing the shows. This show reminds me a lot of NCIS in the way it's filmed and how the show goes about. But in ways it's more fresh and alive than what has become of NCIS. I despise the fact that there are no odd characters in the show. NCIS has Abby, Criminal Minds has Penelope, ect. This show has none, they are all rugged men and women who I would never be friends with in real life, and it annoys me. I did, however, get the opinion of someone who was around when the original Hawaii Five-0 was on...my father. He said the show was "really good, [but] you can't judge it against the original because the new one is modernized, the two shows are both good in their own respect." And then he went on to complain about commercials, but I'm not getting into that. So all-in-all, Hawaii Five-0 2010 edition was good, but not great.

This was definitely one of the best Monday night premier nights I have seen. Now, just gotta wait until September 19, 2011, to do this again. :-)

Monday, September 20, 2010

DVD of the Week: Bonneville

Week four of my DVD of the Week post is.....


So, there is this website i found called Listia.com, and it is pretty much like Ebay, except you don't get money for what you auction off...you get credits. You use these credits to bid on things other people are auctioning off. It's pretty much just trading. "Another man's trash is another man's treasure" is what they always say ;-) And this is how I came upon this movie.

This 2006 movie has some incredibly huge stars in it. Jessica Lang as Arvilla, Kathy Bates as Margene, Joan Allen as Carol, Tom Skerritt as Emmett, and Christine Baranski as Francine. 

Arvilla's husband, Joe, has died and Francine(Arvilla's step-daughter) has came to take her father's ashes back from Idaho to be buried with his first wife(Francine's mother). Francine threatens Arvilla by telling her that if she doesn't bring him to her home in California, Francine will sell the house that was left to her in the will. The whole movie Arvilla thought that Joe had made another will somewhere and that he had just misplaced it, but Francine convinces Arvilla that Joe was just forgetful and that the new will was never made. Arvilla doesn't want Joe to be buried with his first wife, since Joe asked her to scatter his ashes. So, Arvilla has no choice, she has to take Joe's ashes to California. She decides to take Joe's Bonneville in honor of Joe. Arvilla's two best friends, Margene and Carol, decide to come along for the ride. However, they decide to take a pit stop at the salt flats Joe loved so much, they get a flat tire, spin out, and the top of Joe's urn comes off and some of his ashes fly out. This causes them to "lose their flight", which was later found out to be Arvilla's plan all along. So, the three take a road trip in Joe's Bonneville, and along the way they spread Joe's ashes. Margene falls in love with truck driver Emmett. Arvilla leaves a little for Francine in the urn, but when they get the urn to her, Francine trips and the urn breaks revealing that Carol had replaced the missing ashes with random junk in hopes that Francine wouldn't find out. Francine freaks out. The three woman go to Mexico to spread the last of Joe's ashes. They then leave on their way back to Arvilla's home, as long as Francine doesn't sell it, this little detail is never resolved. 

I was very unhappy with the ending. The whole time I was expecting Joe's will to be in the Bonneville saying that she got that house and he wanted his ashes spread so Arvilla wouldn't have to go through all this trouble, but I guess that's kind of good since that would be your typical happy ending. And this movie was more about finding yourself after a part of you is lost. And Christine Baranski is an amazing antagonist. I've only seen her as Martha May in How the Grinch Stole Christmas, so I wasn't really used to her mean side. I hated her character from the moment she too Joe's urn out of Arvilla's living room during the visitation/funeral. The story was good, the actors were amazing. Too bad this was a box office disaster back in the day. Go watch it. Now.

OMG!! Spoilers!!! What???

Okay, from now on...I will no longer be warning people of the possible spoilers in my blogs. Cause you know what....all my blogs will have spoilers, it is the best way for me to accurately describe the shows I'm talking about. If you notice a blog is about a certain show you like and aren't very caught up on it, don't read the blog because THERE WILL BE SPOILERS!!! This is you last warning, from here on out, you read my blogs at your own risk. Thank you. That is all.

Noobs

I guess a lot of shows didn't do too well last season because there were a TON that were cancelled/concluded. Eastwick, 24, Lost, Ugly Betty, Cold Case, Numb3rs, Ghost Whisperer, Law & Order, Dollhouse, Party Down, Better Off Ted, and The New Adventures of Old Christine were just a dozen of the many, many shows to be cut. So, to fill the empty spots left by these shows, all the networks had to bring on new shows. The CW started airing it's brand new shows and it's most popular shows two weeks before premier week, my guess is to get a head start on the competition.

Nikita is one new show that airs Thursdays at 7 on The CW. It is about a spy/assassin gone rogue. She was trained by a secret organization called Division. Division goes after young people with bad backgrounds to train them for their organization, that has become too uncontrollable for the United States. Nikita was one of their most skillful spies, until Division had her lover killed. After that, Nikita broke away from Division, and ever since it has been her mission to work against Division and tear the organization down piece by piece. Maggie Q stars as Nikita, who has gotten a spy of her own, Alex (portrayed by Lyndsy Fonseca), inside the walls of Division. Nikita was trained by Division operator Michael (portrayed by Shane West), who apparently has emotion feelings for Nikita. This is not the typical show that I usually watch, but it did catch my attention and it has a very well thought out story line. So, well done Nikita.

Hellcats is the other new show that The CW began airing. Yes, by the title it is obvious that this is a cheer leading-themed show. However, I do not find this show to be the typical cheer leading-themed show. The show stars Aly Michalka as Marti Perkins, a pre-law college student attending Lancer College in Memphis Tennessee. And this show is obviously directed toward teenagers by it's unlikable parental figures and it's real-life college situations. The show starts out with Marti's mother(who I hated from the very minute she opened that white-trash mouth of hers)(portrayed by Gail O'Grady) not paying for Marti's college and Marti, in turn, losing her scholarship. Marti gets into a heated argument with Hellcats cheer captain, Savannah Monroe(portrayed by Ashley Tisdale), when Marti refers to the cheer leaders as "groupies" toward football players. However, cheer leading seems to be the only way to get Marti a new scholarship, since she has done gymnastics up until freshman year of high school when her mom came to her meet drunk and threw up on her :) .Marti's ultimate goal: succeed in life and get as far away as possible from the life she has with her partying mother who waits tables at the college pub. Hellcats was actually very enjoyable and fun to watch.


Hopefully in these upcoming weeks, starting this week, there will be some awesome new shows. The one I am most anticipating is No Ordinary Family airing Tuesday, September 28 at 7. I don't know why it's airing a week after premier week, but oh well. That's not going to stop me from watching it. Look for it in my upcoming blogs ;-)

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Goodbye Summer shows

**As usual...I must warn of the possible SPOILERS...soo....this is your warning**

There were many new and old summer shows that came on this year to replace the shows that were going on hiatus in May. Well, this week they all came to an end. *sad face*

The two shows I watched this year that I have watched before this summer, and they are two of my favorite summer shows, are Big Brother and America's Got Talent. Both shows I am EXTREMELY disappointed with. I try not to get into reality shows, because I'm NEVER happy with the results.

On the season finale of America's Got Talent it was down to Prince Poppycock, Michael Grimm, Jackie Evancho, and Fighting Gravity. My hopes were that Prince Poppycock was to win, followed by Fighting Gravity, Jackie Evancho, and the HORRIBLE Michael Grimm, who shouldn't have made it to the finale in the first place. The night before the finale, they all had a last performance to try and get America's vote. Everyone did well...except for Prince Poppycock. He totally effed himself on what I believe is his worst performance of the entire season. And I do believe this is the on time a contestant has ever got BUZZED on the last performance night. That's right, Prince Poppycock...got BUZZED, by judge Piers Morgan. His act was much more boring and depressing than it has ever been. Fighting Gravity was just as awesome as they always are, Jackie Evancho is just as uninteresting, and Michael Grimm was just as suckish as all the other episodes. Then on results night, which was also the season finale , they had some of their biggest idols come on and perform with them one last time. Prince Poppycock got to sing with Donna Summer, Michael Gramm sang with Jewel, Fighting Gravity performed while Lionel Richie sang, and Jackie Ovanco sang with Sarah Brightman. If Prince Poppycock would have done a performance the night before, like the one he did with Donna Summer, he would have done MUCH better. But, the results were pretty much opposite my hopes. Prince Poppycock came in LAST, Fighting Gravity came in 3RD(and after that happened, I wanted to shut the tv off), Jackie Evancho came in a surprising 2nd place, and Michael Grimm came in last. This was most definitely the worst results I have ever witnessed on America's Got Talent. I am still deciding if I watch it or not next year..

And the same thing happened on the finale of Big Brother. EXCEPT, for the fact that I hated Enzo and I wanted him to come in third....and he did. :) Well, it was down to Enzo, Hayden, and Lane. Ever since it came down to them three I wanted Enzo to come in last, Hayden to come in 2nd, and Lane to take the win. Well, Hayden won. Lane didn't. But at least with Big Brother they give the runner up $50,000...so, these results weren't as disappointing. And Brittany won America's vote for "Favorite Houseguest" which made me somewhat happy as well.

Now, three shows that weren't on last year that I got into during the summer were normal, non-reality, shows. And they were two really good shows. 


Huge, is simply about huge people. Attending fat camp. It stars Hairspray's Nikki Blonskey. It had some good story lines revolving around people changing due to their wanting to be popular. And girls wanting relationships. It's also has a lot to do with people wanting to find out about who they really are as a person.

Hot In Cleavland stars Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick, and the outstanding Betty White. I would not have even considered watching this if it wasn't for Betty White. This is your typical comedy show. Most of the jokes, however, are all dried up and pointless. There are rarely any laughs. If the show is taped before a live-studio audience, the only reason they audience is laughing is because "LAUGH" is probably appearing above them or something. But, this is TV Land's #1 show of all time, sooo...it's been renewed for a second season to begin much earlier, in January, than last year. There were a few times I did laugh, but when I did...I wasn't really too proud of myself for laughing...


The Gates is about a vampire-werewolf-succubus-witch run community(so far, those are the only four mythical beings in the show) that live with unsuspecting humans inside a gated community. These gates are what keep the community running smoothly, and everyone "safe". There is one main rule for the mythical beings that live in the gates: no hunting inside the gates. Well, sometimes the rule is broken. The myths and legends about all these creatures are somewhat still in tact...except, the myths and legends are somewhat modernized. The succubus still needs to feed off the life-force of others, except there's a witch that has made a pill that creates an artificial life-force for her to feed off of so no one gets hurt. The vampires still get cooked by the sun...except, they use very powerful sunblock so they can wander around freely. The show focuses mainly around one man, Nick Monohan(played by Frank Grillo), who is reassigned from working his cop job in Chicago to working as sheriff in the gates. As the season progressed, the show became more and more exciting, leading up to the two-hour finale with a cliff hanger almost as intense V's cliffhanger this past May. It ends with us finding out one of the cops, who I believed was a vampire the entire series, isn't a vampire, she just doesn't have a heart. All the vampires are after Devon, a witch who practices dark magic. One of the werewolves became so jealous that he watered down Andie's, a succubus, medicine. Andie, not knowing that her medicine is incapable of stopping her ability, kisses her boyfriend Charlie, Nick's son. The kiss sucks out so much of Charlie's life force that his body can't heal its self properly. Charlie's parents are told only Devon can save him. Devon makes a potion/spell that can bring someone back to life right after they die, she kills Charlie, and brings him back. After he wakes up he finds out Andie left the gates so he would be safe from her. The vampires then come in to take Devon away since she created this potion that can kill them all. Charlie walks down stairs, but he is not the same. His dad, Nick, walks over to him to see what's wrong and Charlie does this weird blast thing that knocks Nick to the ground. By this time I'm just freakin out, having no clue what's going on. Then...everyone looks at Devon who says "I told you I could bring him back, I never said he'd be the same." then the end credits roll......WHOA!!!!!!!!!! If ABC doesn't renew this for a second season, someone is going to get hurt...like, seriously....


So, of the five summer shows that I regularly watched this summer, my all time favorite was The Gates. If/when it comes out on DVD, I highly recommend getting it. It stars out a bit slow, as a lot of shows do, but by then end you're on the edge of your seat just waiting for something exciting to happen, which did. Summer 2011 will be here before you know it. And I too will be there, watching. 

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Live-Action MaDnEsS

Many cartoons have become so popular that they are green-lit(movie term for give the okay to go) to become live-action movies. Most live-action films based on cartoons come years, sometimes decades, after the cartoon series has already been cancelled. It's a last minute ye-haw for fans to get something out of shows they once loved. Within the last two decades there have been almost two dozen live-action movies based off cartoons.

Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

Ben 10: Race Against Time
 Ben 10: Alien Swarm

 Dragonball Evolution 

Fat Albert

The Flintstones

The Last Airbender

Space Jam
Looney Toons: Back in Action

 Scooby-Doo
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Scooby-Doo!: The Mystery Begins 

What I am not listing is the comic books that were made into cartoons and, in time, were eventually made into Live-Action movies. Because that is pretty much any superhero movie out there and it would take me forever to find and list all those movies..

As of September 14, 2010, there are three live-action movies based off cartoons currently in the works, and being released within the next six months. 
The fourth live-action Scooby-Doo based movie, Scooby-Doo!: Curse of the Lake Monster, is planned on being released October 16, 2010, directly to your television screen on Cartoon Network. It is a sequel to Scooby-Doo!: The Mystery Begins, but a prequel to the first two live-action Scooby-Doo films
Hanna-Barbera Productions is releasing a live-action film based off the iconic show The Yogi Bear Show, simply entitled Yogi Bear, December 17, 2010, in theaters. 
The one I am most excited about is the  live-action film based off The Fairly Oddparents. It is titled A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!, will be released February 2011, and is about Timmy Turner, now 23(and still in 5th grade), getting adult feelings for, a now smokin' hot, Tootie and about to loose his godparents, Cosmo and Wanda. Timmy will be played by Drake Bell, Cosmo by Jason Alexander, Wanda by Cheryl Hines, and Tootie by Daniella Monet. Not much has been released about the film, and very few images/videos have been shown. All that's known so far is that Vicky and Mr. Crocker are in the film and some oil tycoon is trying to steal Cosmo and Wanda while all Timmy's personal struggles are going on.

Also, I'm guessing within the next month or two, The Last Airbender 2 will be greenlit. Supposedly, Paramount said that no matter what, if The Last Airbender broke 280 million dollars in sales, they would green-light the sequel. Well, less than a week ago, The Last Airbender broke the mark. It's just a matter of time(hopefully) that the sequel is green-lit and M. Night(vomit) starts work on the sequel. The DVD of The Last Airbender is being released November 16, 2010, so Paramount may wait until then to make the announcement.

Now, there are quite a few cartoons I would like to see made into live-actions films. If you look at The Last Airbender, the Alvin and the Chipmunks films, the Ben 10 films, the Looney Toons-based films, and the Scooby-Doo films the most noticeable thing(for me) is that all the nonhuman creatures are CGIed into the movies to make them extremely life like. That in mind, the cartoon series I would most like to see made into live-action is POKEMON!!!!! For the tenth anniversary of The Fairly Oddparents, Nickelodeon is releasing the live-action film....well....2013 is the fifteenth anniversary of Pokemon. Make it happen Cartoon Network. :-) A few more mentionable cartoon shows I'd like to see made into live-action films are Danny Phantom, The Wild Thornberrys, Rugrats, South Park, Kim Possible, Lilo and Stitch, Invader Zim, and American Dragon: Jake Long



Monday, September 13, 2010

DVD of the Week: South Park Season Eleven

Week three of my DVD of the Week Post is.....

**Warning: Possible Spoilers**

Oh, South Park. How you never seem to disappoint when someone needs a quick laugh. I bought this at Wal-mart the day of my trip to Dragon*Con, thinking I'd be able to watch it on the eleven hour ride down there. But my DVD players is a piece of crap, and wouldn't work without the lighter outlet thingy(which was being used for the GPS). I was also planning on making it my week two DVD pick of the week, but had to bump it up to week three since things didn't go according to plans and I just got done watching it.

The one thing I like about South Park is that, even after eleven years(of DVDs I have, currently 14 on TV), the racist, prejudice, cruel, inhumane jokes never get old. Sometimes the jokes are so horrific that I feel bad when I laugh at them...but then I get over it and laugh some more. Rarely do shows last many many seasons and stay as clever as they did from the beginning. Even Spongebob Squarepants hasn't done that.

In the box set is the TV movie, Imaginationland, South Park released during it's eleventh season. It is about Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny trying to save their imaginations from terrorists. The terrorists and up blowing up the gate that separates the evil imaginary characters from the good ones. This unleashes havoc in Imaginationland, and if the havoc isn't controlled it will unleash havoc on man-kind.  In the end...the U.S. government nukes Imagionationland and Butters has to save the day by recreating everything with his imagination.....just fyi....this was probably the hardest paragraph I have ever had to type in my entire life because everytime I typed "imagination" the episode of Spongebob Squarepants with the box would pop in my head and I'd get distracted and well...enough said...


This season of South Park was also an Emmy award-winning season. And in episode nine, entitled "More Crap", South Park makes fun of this fact multiple times by posting a little bulletin saying "Emmy Award-Winning Series" at the most gruesome of times(see picture below).


My favorite episode of the series would most definitely have to be the season finale, entitled "The List". In the episode, the girls of the class list the boys in the class from cutest to ugliest. When Kyle finds out he is at the very bottom of the list, even behind Cartman, he goes into a depression. Stan tries to find out why Kyle is at the bottom of the list with the assistance of Wendy. They uncover a secret that the list was forged to make Clyde the cutest boy, thus he was date able so that the girls could date him and get free shoes from his father's  store. Wendy and Stan go to the school to tell Kyle and stop him from burning the school down, but Bebe(leader of the girls) shows up with a gun to stop them. Bebe and Wendy get in a scuffle over the gun and it goes off. When both of them come too, neither of them are shot. Five seconds later, the screen shifts to Kenny's house...AND THE FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS, Kenny is, once again, killed. :-)